Fate of Dead Blitzways Slot

[Somewhere inside the offices of Play’n GO]

The jig is up, folks. We’ve not made a decent slot for online casinos in over six months, and word on the street is that we’re the new Pragmatic Play. Now you listen to me, you bunch of pip-squeaks. I demand a bigger game, a different game, one that no one will expect. 

You, Steve. What slot game ideas do you have?

[Steve]: “I’ve come up with Fate of Dead Blitzways. To continue with our ‘Of Dead’ series, sir.” 

Perfect, Steve, perfect. Why didn’t I think of that? Ha, ha, ha…

[Whole office laughs in an evil manner.] 

And on that behind-the-scenes bombshell, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the cellophane-wrapped slot game, Fate of Dead Blitzways. Starring Me, Queen Cleoslotra, and the evil behind it all, Play’n GO. 

The Fate of Dead Blitzways from Play’n GO presents a high volatility game. A standard setting for the developer, which is met with the standardized RTP score of 96.20%. These common elements are met with a 20,000x max win payout against your wagered stake. The cost of play runs between $0.10 and $100. Making the max jackpot $2,000,000!

The game plays on a slot of five reels, with a potential of up to seven rows, giving the game up to 16,807 ways to win, or as the game calls them, Blitzways. This feature and wins work by landing three or more matching symbols anywhere that are connected horizontally or vertically.

During this game, you can discover special symbols that can lead you to activating features and bonuses.  Will they help you win more money? Potentially, so let’s look at how. 

The features that feature within the feature game, Fate of Dead Blitzways:

Fate of Dead Blitzways is about as original as the color beige on interior apartment walls. The Blitzways separates itself from the Megaways slots, purely because the formation of winning symbols can start anywhere and not just from the first reel. The game lacks so much that I fail to see how this game improves the series, given that it died on its backside a long time ago. 

Play’n GO has lost its way, and going over old ground just isn’t the way to improve one's future. This game solidifies my belief that they have been one of the worst developers this year. 

Test the game in its demo form before you give this any real consideration for a real-money experience. You’ll thank me later. 

The other games in this series, if you are at all interested, are:

Myth of Dead, Oasis of Dead, Banquet of Dead, Scales of Dead, Pilgrim of Dead, Secret of Dead (not secrets, just the single secret), Ghost of Dead, Scroll of Dead (probably died before they could do more), and Legacy of Dead. A Legacy from Play’n GO that is becoming so mundane it’s now the Series of Dead that won’t [REDACTED] die.