Rise of Fortuna Slot

[In enters The Mighty Hercureels to the song Pony by 90s hip-hop artist Ginuwine. Wearing a satin robe, so loosely done up that his Greek heritage is in danger of popping out.]

Welcome, mere mortals, to my class on How to Seduce Greek Women.

[“Rise of Fortuna!”]

Whatever! 

Either way, I’m down for anything that comes my way. I’ve done my gym session, I’ve just showered, and as you can see, I’m wearing my seductive fatigue, which will make this Hacksaw Gaming slot bend to my will in no time. So, join me, Mighty Hercureels, as I bring the luck to this Goddess called Fortuna!

[♫ Seductive Music ♫]

Well, hello Fortuna, I’m Hercureels, nice to meet you. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m here to play with your slot, Rise of Fortuna. I’m afraid that sounded rather forward of me, but it would appear fate has brought us together. My, you look so elegant there on your ring-thing.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to adjust the price of play to $2 per spin and see what your reels are made of. My, they spin so smoothly. I see you’re teasing me with a small $0.20 win; I don’t mind that. Ha, and again, you really are a playful thing, aren’t you? This game sure is relaxing; you know how to make a demigod feel at home. You like to frequently payout, don’t you? $5.60 followed by $0.60, you’re spoiling me. Let’s just play this tenth spin, oh my, another $2 win, why thank you. 

Why don’t we raise the stakes a little, say to $4 a play, you know, some call that [The Slot Writers Guild has redacted the comment made by Hercureels]. It would seem that my increased investment is also attracting withdrawals. A $0.80 win is later followed by $2, which lands again six spins later. Tell me, Fortuna, you’re somewhat shy in revealing your features. What mysteries do you keep hidden?

Ha. A Multiplier feature, thank you for the 5x award, with a $20 win, so generous of you. Suppose all I had to do was ask? Well, now that we’ve spent twenty spins together, how about a final round, say at $5 per spin? These frequent small wins are a tease, but I’m here for the big payout. Fortuna, will you help me? Ha, another $0.50- you’re something. $2.50, better, but I’ll need more from you.

Well, now that 30 spins have been played, our time is up. I’ve got to leave now, Fortuna, but I hope we can meet up again soon. I enjoyed our time together, even if you only gave me a small sample of what your slot can do.