Pissed Slot

The scene for this slot review takes place in a sophisticated jazz bar.

[♪ Hence the slow jazz music ♪]

Greetings, esteemed readers. Come, sit… pull up a chair. No, get off the floor, pull up a chair, then sit. Lovely. Tonight we discuss alcohol. A sensitive subject, one that has been long avoided since the very start of this review. But no more, ladies and gentlemen, for I quickly down my French Martini and present Pissed, the controversial yet highly amusing slot from Shady Lady.

Whilst it goes without saying, drinking and casinos should be avoided like two avoidable things walking on opposite sides of the road. A combination of both is yet to be proven fatal. However, separately, highly excessive consumption is permitted within our free society.

Waiter: “Another Martini, Sir?”

Keep ‘em coming…

So, join me in a toast to the release of Pissed by Shady Lady.

Waiter: “French Martini, Sir.”

Cheers!

Waiter: “Your Martini, Sir.”

So, the name is without a doubt an eye-opener, but the real focus, for the eyes being opened, is the game’s programming and mechanics. For example, the Pissed slot RTP is 96.05%, which is the low end of the average rating. The game is then powered by a high volatility setting that will require some much-needed patience on the player’s part. High volatility slots can come with low to no hits, but the random big payout, which can happen, can be rewarding enough for the player’s persistence.

Waiter: “Your Martini, Sir.”

The layout of the game is a hefty six-row, six-reel bruiser of a game that plays using the Scatter Pay mechanics to produce wins. This means that as long as eight or more matching symbols land on the grid at the same time, it’s a win. Unless it’s five or more of the highest-paying symbols, Donk, who is the main character. The maximum single win in this game is 20,000x the bet, with bet costs ranging from $0.10 to $50. This can make the maximum jackpot $1,000,000! Bloody hell, that’s a lot!

Waiter: “Your Martini, Sir.”

It would appear the Pissed slot (chuckle) has some special features. Let’s have a little looky-wooky to see how we can win more money! I spy with my little eye, features beginning with ‘Donk’. There’s Donk Smash, Donk Multiplier, and the Hipster Attack. Two Free Spin Bonus rounds and the game’s Bonus Buy Booster feature.

Waiter: “Your Martini, Sir.”

Well, you lot, we’ve reached the end of this highly illuminating look into the Pissed slot from Shady Lady and what a slot this Pissed Shady Lady is. Eh? Oh, one too many Martinis. Where was I? Lovely waiter, that chap. So, tell all your friends and family, if you have any left, to play this game immediately in top online casinos, because I said so. Cheers and Bottoms-up!