Big Bass Christmas Frozen Lake Slot

This Christmas, at the best online casinos, you and your family can enjoy a fantastic festive slot game that perfectly captures the holiday spirit. But this review isn’t about that game, it’s about this… Big Bass Christmas Frozen Lake by Pragmatic Play. Yes, dear readers, your eye-rolls are highly appropriate upon such news. This leads me to announce that once again, you, along with the audience at home, get to join us for yet another round of I Would Rather!

So instead of playing this game, I would rather have my naked body tied to the town’s Christmas tree and have my baubles lit up with 240 volts of electricity, as the townspeople cheer in the holiday season.

And on that Jingle Bells bombshell, live from the emergency department, where I await X-ray results about my internal burns, I present the slot review for Big Bass Christmas Frozen Lake by Pragmatic Play.

The Big Bass Christmas Frozen Lake game from Pragmatic Play has a high volatility setting, with a Return to Player score of up to 96.07%. The slot features a 5-reel, 3-row grid. It has ten paylines and offers a maximum win of 5,000 times the player’s bet. The cost to play this game starts at $0.20 per spin and increases to a substantial sum of $250. Now, if you’re planning to pay that much to play a slot like this, then I know a good therapist. In short, the words ‘massive ripoff’ loom over this game in bright neon lights. To win, you only need to align three to five matching symbols on a payline.

If you’ve come to this slot expecting the special features and the bonus game to rescue it, then I can tell that this is your first Pragmatic Play slot review. Let me be clear, you’ll find more fun features and bonus rounds behind your toilet than you will with any slot this developer makes.

Now, the less said about this game, the better. It feels like I’ve seen and played this slot a thousand times before, and I’m not about to waste any more of my time or yours by typing anything more about Big Bass Christmas Frozen Lake. 

That is my gift to you. Merry Christmas.