Guitar Quest Slot

Anyway. I’m really happy to be invited to play this online game, Guitar Quest. Sounds a bit like one of those guitar games that were all the rage back in the early 2000s. You know the sort: flashing notes, questionable rhythm, and players convinced they were one sold-out arena away from rock stardom.

Still, Guitar Quest looks and sounds the part, so I’m hoping to rock out and not crash out. From what I can see, it’s got towering amps, blazing stage lights, and enough guitars to make a roadie break into a cold sweat. If the soundtrack’s loud enough to rattle my remaining fillings and the features hit harder than a drum solo at closing time, we could be onto a winner here.

So, let’s crank the volume up to an irresponsible level, throw caution to the wind, and see if Guitar Quest can bring a little bit of rock ‘n’ roll chaos to the reels.

Anyway, on with the game, and I have to say that from the off, the design of Guitar Quest impresses me by keeping it nice and simple and not over the top, despite the cinematic intro video that Relax Gaming does for all their slots. 

I kick off the show with my $2 spins. Well, of course, it takes seven bloody spins before the first win lands, and this only comes in at $2.40. The music picks up, but the play still feels like the warm-up act. After ten spins are played, and just one win, I decide to raise the price of my bets to $3 per spin. 

Instantly, the second win lands, but only pays out $0.60. To say the hit rate is low would be an understatement. Even the Bay City Rollers had more hits. Eight more spins are played until a $0.90 win drops, followed by the two Bonus symbols and almost a third, the most dramatic action of this slot game so far. 

That’s a total of 20 spins and only three wins. Sadly, this show comes with no performance whatsoever. It’s really tragic, man. But rather than fade away, I decide to go out with a bang, raising my bet to $5 a spin. After four spins, I win $1.50, then $0.50. Then, suddenly, the clenched fist to the left of the game hits the Equalizer feature to activate the Twin Riff Split, but sadly, it hits a bum note and leads to zero wins. 

Man, this game is a drag, I’m pulling the plug. Let’s just say, the show must not go on.