Big Bass Bonanza 1000 Slot

The faint sound you hear is that of the hit parade track “Funeral March,” by Frederic Chopin. Yes, this is my funeral, folks, and you are cordially invited to attend my demise. This will happen within the time it takes me to make this online slot review about Big Bass Bonanza 1000 by Pragmatic Play.

The software developer who will be killing me slowly is once again churning out another big bonanza of warm, steaming digital excrement. For those unaware of who Pragmatic Play is, you are about to learn why this hack of a gaming company is to be avoided at all costs.

I will present what feels like the billionth game within the Big Bass series, detailing the features, rules of play, settings, and performance. I will then be lowered into the ground, while specially coordinated fireworks are set off alongside my burial song, “Bat Out of Hell.” Should you need to skip past the grieving formalities, I give you permission from beyond the grave to ignore the rest of the review and immediately play the free demo game.

Playing Big Bass Bonanza 1000 is no different from playing Big Bass Bonanza, except for one symbol with a 1,000x payout. Wow. I hope whoever came up with that brainwave of an idea didn’t hurt their head on the way out of the office. It must be so massive to contain such a powerful mind.

If you bravely decide to play Big Bass Bonanza 1000 for real money, here are some important details about the game and its rules.

So, Big Bass Bonanza 1000 comes with the standard Pragmatic Play high volatility setting and 96.51% RTP. It also comes with the standard high payout of 20,000x your bet. A bet ranges from $0.10 per spin to $375 per spin. So, the jackpot is $7,500,000 if you gamble $375 per spin, which is classic Pragmatic Play and its awful value for money.

You’ll begin the game by selecting your bet per spin value. When you have this ready, press the spin button to start playing. Wins from your spin come from landing three or more matching symbols. These must align from left to right, starting on reel one and covering any one of the ten paylines.

This format of play is standard for all online casino slots. So, let’s look at the game's special features.

The features within the Big Bass Bonanza 1000 slot are so few, you wonder how Pragmatic Play keeps getting away with it.

Well, there we have it, folks. The Big Bass Bonanza 1000 slot machine is really the Big Bass Bonanza slot machine with one small change. I can’t advise you to play this game in a real money online casino or as a free demo; it would be morally wrong to do so. The game is as limp as a dead fish, and there are more than a thousand online slots that perform a thousand times better.

However, I’m about to be buried with a random corpse, so it doesn’t bother me what you do.

Play the free slot for all I care. 

Take a spin for real money. 

I won’t be turning in this satin-lined coffin. 

Don’t you worry about me, oh no.

I’m going to be just fine. 

It’s a relief if anything. 

No more Pragmatic Play slots.

Well, here I go… 

Ah, lovely.