Alien Invaders Slot

I’ve been sitting here for 5 minutes with a look on my face that pretty much captures the perfect expression of someone so confused that the audible word of ‘what?’ isn’t even needed. Alien Invaders by Pragmatic Play is, is… is something. I don’t know what yet, but it’s something and it’s part of our lives now, and we just have to accept it, live with it, and very quickly move on. 

I’m going to try my best to explain what this game offers. I’m not entirely sure it offers anything. I mean, it has something, but, boy, I dunno. Anyway, this slot review is fairly reflective of the effort that Pragmatic Play put into their game, so yeah, like, whatever.

The free demo is available should you want to try this game for yourself. If you join Casinos.com, I guarantee you'll find about a thousand more better free games you can play instead. 

Alien Invaders plays with a high volatility setting and a calculated 96.50% RTP. The highest payout for this slot is 5,000 times the betting price. The price of play per spin starts at $0.20 and climbs to a nose-bleeding $240. At this price, the highest possible payout is $1,200,000. Which, in mathematical terms, equates to a massive rip-off to the power of awful value for money.

Right, now on to the rules. Yes, even I was surprised the developers tried to implement some logic into this excuse of a game. So, once you’ve set your bet and pressed the Spin button to begin the game, you will be faced with a five-row and five-reel game. With each spin, between three and five symbols will drop into the reels. Winning only occurs when three or more identical symbols hit the bottom row, despite there being, what seems to be, a Scatter Pays mechanism in the game.

When you activate a win, you also trigger the Tumble mechanism, which removes winning symbols and drops new ones into the game. This can help to produce consecutive wins and boost returns, just for the cost of one spin. 

Here's an overview of the special in-play features of Alien Invaders.

Alien Invaders by Pragmatic Play. Well, what can I say? 

Firstly, I’d rather be taken off this planet by aliens and probed in places that I didn’t even know could be probed than play this game again. 

I’d rather be beamed up to a ship, travel 10,000 light years to a planet that is solely inhabited by giant 20-foot-tall, human-eating spiders, than play this game again.

I’d rather be driving at night, have a spaceship hover over the car, cutting out my power, and then face paying the hefty price of a mechanic’s labor to fix the engine and battery the next day, than play this game again.

It’s possibly one of the worst online slots to be released this year. 

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